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Once upon a time
a little boy
found sheer joy
in a system based on
Disneyland, Santa Claus
and those incredible little green
NINJA TOYS
And as he grew and grew
his head split right in two
from all the innocent things
that were displayed to him
courtesy of
Disneyland, Santa Claus
and those amazing little green
NINJA TOYS
In time
his dreams became filled
with wars and planes
and his playthings changed too
into guns and grenades
at which point
he was sent to the East
to annihilate the beast
that threatened to destroy
Disneyland, Santa Claus
and those precious little green
NINJA TOYS
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Now this man
that once was a boy
has come back from the wars
to bruise
and abuse
any woman
he might choose
and he's turned to coke
so that he won't choke
on the bellyful of lies
that he was fed
to keep alive
the mystery of
Disneyland, Santa Claus
and those marvelous little green
NINJA TOYS
Time has passed
many things have changed
but some remain the same
now other little boys
who will in time fight other wars
are caught in the spell of
Disneyland, Santa Claus
and those despicable little green
POWER RANGER TOYS
did I say POWER RANGER TOYS
you know I meant POKEMON TOYS
Oh no! I mean those despicable little green
NINJA TOYS
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